I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
Though #3 is all I truly have or have had for years.
Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
Hello Queen of Genovia
I just want to cuddle, make out, and get a lot of hickies
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
if you have school tomorrow
Thank you! But I know you aren’t my real moirail. But thanks anyways.
I just cried in the shower tell me I’m cute
pikachu needed friends
the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great